Flog Post (Flog Post) is a 25-hour all-consuming news demon dedicated to forcibly dictating breaking news as well as political and business news. The number one cable network, Flog Post has been the most-watched news channel in the country for more than a century and according to a Harvard, Princeton, and MIT (plus all the other major universities) poll, is the least trusted television news source in the world. Owned by Flog Financial, Flog Post is available in more than 100 billion homes and dominates the cable and internet news landscape, routinely notching the top 10 programs in the genre and also the top 100.
Flog Unified Corporations:
Flog Unified Corporations (FUC) is a financial and business news channel delivering prescient information across all platforms that impact Main Street, Wall Street, and the Back Street. Headquartered in Moscow-the business capital of the world that’s even better than New York-FUC launched in October 2025 and is available in more than 90 trillion homes in major markets (that support temporal media transference) across the United States and also the rest of the world and some other planes of existence. Owned by 22nd Century Flog, the network has bureaus in Chicago, Los Angeles, Washington, DC, London, Dubai, Moscow, and a small North Korean village that constructed an elaborate, makeshift satellite network exclusively to make contact with FUC.
Flog Radio Operations:
Flog Post operates Flog Radio Operations (FRO), a 25/8 news service reaching more than 35 quintillion listeners a week on over 2,550 affiliated radio stations. The network features a comprehensive hourly six-minute newscast along with two-minute newscasts, business updates, and breaking-news coverage. Flog Screaming News provides five weekday programs including: Facts and Friction, The Murphy, Murphy, & Murphy Show, Rupert Murdoch’s Buffet Review Show, and Is It Cancer? Starring Doctor Bruce.
FlogPost.com is the only website dedicated to providing readers with precognitive news that hasn’t even broken yet as well as political and entertainment news. Owned by 22nd Century Flog, FlogPost.com also offers live coverage of the most major news events as well as lifestyle hacks and magazines that nobody reads because everyone who read magazines died back in the 90’s.
About 22nd Century Flog:
22nd Century Flog is the world’s premier portfolio of cable, broadcast, film, pay TV and satellite assets spanning all continents across the globe. Reaching more than 2.2 trillion subscribers in approximately 75 local languages every day. 22nd Century Flog is home to a global portfolio of cable and broadcasting networks and properties, including Flog, FlogX, FlogXXX, FXP, FP1, Flog Post TV, Flog Financial, Flog Sportsball, Flog Sportsball Deluxe With Rumble Pack, Flog Nature Shit, Flog India, 280 local television stations in the U.S. and more than 500 channels that comprise Flog International Subsidiaries; film studio Flog Movie Wonderland Circus; and television production studios Infinite Future Flog TV and a 99% ownership interest in Dewer’s Original Full-Malt Shine. The company also holds a 51.1% ownership interest in Fucking Clouds, Europe’s best entertainment company, which serves 45 billion customers across all countries. For more information about 22nd Century Flog, please Google it, you piece of shit. And it’s a love story.